its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager
You can tell a lot about someone from how intensely they get into Bohemian Rhapsody
sugar mama was a boss ass bitch, i mean she survived the Hindenburg Disaster
she survived the sinking of the Titanic
and she survived the meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs
THE TITANIC ONE THOYou know a post is going to be good when it starts out “sugar momma was a boss ass bitch”
How does batman’s mom call him inside for dinner?
dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAAAAN
oh wait shit his mom’s dead i fucked up i fucked it all up
"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac does she think she’s doing "
I wonder who first saw a horse and said “dude I want to sit on that thing and make it take me places”
i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
The other two were due last week
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
"Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that? We must have perseverance and above all confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something, and that this thing, at whatever cost, must be attained. "